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Small thoughtful details—ribbed collar with seam, shoulder twill tape, and a tear-away label—keep comfort front and center. Built with responsible materials and safety certifications, this tee blends casual comfort with a wink of humor for anyone who runs on coffee and country.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 4.5 oz) for soft, year-round wear\u003cbr\u003e- Tubular knit (no side seams) for a clean, waste-reducing silhouette\u003cbr\u003e- Ribbed collar with seam and shoulder tape to maintain shape\u003cbr\u003e- Pearlized tear-away label for itch-free comfort\u003cbr\u003e- DTG\/DTF printed artwork in bright red, white, and blue palette\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003cbr\u003e- Do not bleach\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Iron, steam or dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors \u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Light Blue \/ S","offer_id":49404143468784,"sku":"40312686845282638396","price":27.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ S","offer_id":49404143501552,"sku":"27909154995387504849","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":49404143534320,"sku":"11402248145916372636","price":28.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ S","offer_id":49404143567088,"sku":"19363728585415091967","price":27.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ M","offer_id":49404143599856,"sku":"10447592501752591121","price":27.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ M","offer_id":49404143632624,"sku":"27240219497252470558","price":27.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":49404143665392,"sku":"29321861260631711126","price":28.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ M","offer_id":49404143698160,"sku":"21959663902353925154","price":27.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Natural \/ M","offer_id":49404143730928,"sku":"27499517660886774700","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ L","offer_id":49404143763696,"sku":"25191208237060076474","price":27.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ L","offer_id":49404143796464,"sku":"18942723280096146201","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":49404143829232,"sku":"15998832140905078633","price":28.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Natural \/ L","offer_id":49404143862000,"sku":"96403361075617825191","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ XL","offer_id":49404143894768,"sku":"22075729292711634203","price":27.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ XL","offer_id":49404143927536,"sku":"24947435895508400945","price":28.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":49404143960304,"sku":"11030575330696719997","price":28.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ XL","offer_id":49404143993072,"sku":"33451614232350214558","price":27.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Natural \/ XL","offer_id":49404144025840,"sku":"19812702164750396078","price":28.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ 2XL","offer_id":49404144058608,"sku":"29721122776719925458","price":28.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 2XL","offer_id":49404144091376,"sku":"13089044031602165160","price":28.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":49404144124144,"sku":"87494050136744080106","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ 2XL","offer_id":49404144156912,"sku":"28551335294274825624","price":28.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Natural \/ 2XL","offer_id":49404144189680,"sku":"43216875657656407291","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0826\/9319\/3968\/files\/6825491214852742503_2048.jpg?v=1780517394","url":"https:\/\/daniellescozychaos.com\/products\/patriotic-coffee-t-shirt-too-much-freedom-not-enough-caffeine","provider":"Danielle’s Cozy Chaos ","version":"1.0","type":"link"}