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A relaxed, classic-fit cotton tee that carries a playful, stoner-culture vibe. The front artwork shows a laid-back, sunglasses-wearing burger character surrounded by clouds and greenery, with the cheeky slogan “Too Stoned To Be Subtle.” It reads loud without being aggressive — a casual conversation-starter for backyard hangs, mellow festivals, or late-night runs for snacks. The medium-weight cotton feels sturdy yet breathable, and the tubular knit construction keeps the silhouette clean. Details like a ribbed collar, shoulder tape, and a tear-away label keep comfort and longevity front and center. This shirt settles in as a comfortable favorite that ages well and keeps its print crisp thanks to combined DTF and DTG techniques.
Product features
- 100% cotton solid colors; medium weight (180 g/m²) for year-round wear
- Tubular knit (no side seams) and ribbed collar for a clean, stable fit
- Direct-to-Film (sleeves/inner label) + Direct-to-Garment (main print) for vivid, detailed artwork
- Shoulder tape and tear-away label for comfort and shape retention
- Oeko-Tex certified, ethically sourced US cotton with 2-year EU warranty
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat
Too Stoned To Be Subtle Tee - Funny Retro Cartoon Burger Cannabis T-Shirt
$27.99
Product features
- 100% cotton solid colors; medium weight (180 g/m²) for year-round wear
- Tubular knit (no side seams) and ribbed collar for a clean, stable fit
- Direct-to-Film (sleeves/inner label) + Direct-to-Garment (main print) for vivid, detailed artwork
- Shoulder tape and tear-away label for comfort and shape retention
- Oeko-Tex certified, ethically sourced US cotton with 2-year EU warranty
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat